A Royal Mess - Shrek Quiz
Shrek and Fiona search for a way not to become the rulers of Far Far Away in the third Shrek movie
Hey kids, here’s a lesson you may learn later in life: Getting a promotion isn’t always a good thing. Sometimes you like your life just as it is. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a slacker, just that responsibility, attention and pressure isn’t for everyone.
It certainly isn’t for Shrek, that big, lovable ogre who wants nothing more than to hang out in his swamp with his friends and his gal Fiona and take it easy.
But Fiona’s a princess, remember. And she and Shrek are now married. So when Fiona’s dad, King Harold, dies in Shrek the Third, Shrek finds out he’s next in line for the throne of Far Far Away.
Becoming King is the last thing Shrek wants, so he and his pals, Donkey and Puss In Boots, set out to find someone else to wear the crown. Maybe it’ll be Fiona’s cousin Artie, who’s a bit of a slacker himself, or maybe it’ll be the villainous Prince Charming. Oooooh, that wouldn’t be very good for the people…and talking animals…and very animate objects of Far Far Away.
And that’s why, while Shrek is off finding a suitable King, Fiona and her friends concentrate all of their efforts on taking Charming down.
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Above: Shrek, Puss In Boots and Artie
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Shrek Quiz
Have you seen the first two Shrek movies? Oh yeah, how many times? Well then, you should do pretty well on our really tough Shrek quiz.
Good Luck!
1. In the first Shrek movie, Shrek has to rescue Fiona from which of the following animals?
a) angry elephant
b) fire-breathing dragon
c) hissing snake
d) hungry lion
2. But the beautiful princess Fiona has a secret. Is it that…
a) she has really bad breath
b) she’s secretly a meanie with a bad temper
c) she turns into an ogre at sundown
d) she’s not a natural redhead
3. We meet Donkey in the first movie. Why does he annoy Shrek so much?
a) he talks too much
b) he eats everything in sight
c) he’s better than Shrek at math problems
d) he won’t stop cleaning Shrek’s swamp
4. Who’s the villain of the first Shrek movie?
a) Big, Bad Wolf
b) Gingerbread Man
c) Lord Farquaad
d) Britney Spears
5. In Shrek 2, we’re introduced to Puss In Boots, a fighting cat whose secret weapon is…
a) adamantium claws
b) hiss that breaks eardrums
c) supercute, sympathy-enducing, big-eyed stare
d) projectile hairballs
6. What sort of accent does Puss In Boots have?
a) Spanish
b) English
c) French
d) Russian
7. How are Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming related?
a) cousins
b) lovers
c) mother and son
d) she conjured him from a rabbit
8. How do Queen Lillian and King Harold feel about having an ogre for a son-in-law?
a) they’re thrilled
b) they’re horrified
c) he’s okay with it, she’s not
d) she’s okay with it, he’s not
9. Who is Donkey married to in Shrek 2?
a) Cinderella
b) Dragon
c) Fairy Godmother
d) Ugly Stepsister
10. Canadian actor Mike Myers is the voice of Shrek. Which other character is he known for?
a) James Bond
b) Inspector Gadget
c) Austin Powers
d) Cody Banks
Answers: 1) b; 2) c; 3) a; 4) c; 5) c; 6) a; 7) c; 8) d; 9) b; 10) c.
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