Disaster! The Movie
A killer planetoid threatens Earth. To combat this threat, the government turns to vulcanologist Harry Bottoms. He assembles a crack team of disaster specialists consisting of his estranged daughter, Sandy Mellons, V.D. Johnson, Hanukah Jonze (the "Nucular Physician") and Donkey Dixon (the "Deepcore Driller"). Together with a NASA flight crew and a flatulent French astronaut, our heores face numerous, preposterous complications.