Shy Jane works as a greeting card store clerk in Manhattan, regularly sees her therapist about her inner fantasy life and has a hard time talking to women. Enter Zoinx, one of a race of bald extra-terrestrial lesbians on Earth to have their hearts broken and reestablish equilibrium on their home planet. As Jane and Zoinx fall in love, they're trailed by a pair of shadowy government agents who want Zoinx for their own purposes.